Quotes by American Entertainer Robert Orben

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. Robert Orben

Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get. Robert Orben
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These are the days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. Robert Orben

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. Robert Orben

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Robert Orben
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. Robert Orben
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Robert Orben

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. Robert Orben

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. Robert Orben
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? Robert Orben

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. Robert Orben

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. Robert Orben

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. Robert Orben
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. Robert Orben

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. Robert Orben

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Robert Orben


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