Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
Old wine and friends improve with age.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.
We live for the nights we'll never remember with the people we'll never forget.
Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
I drink to make other people interesting.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.