The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
An eagle does not catch flies.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.
As long as there are slaughterhouses there will be battlefields.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Mankind differs from the animals only by a little and most people throw that away.
Animals are such agreeable friends, they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
Four legs good, two legs bad.
No matter how eloquently a dog may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were poor, but honest.
Animals have these advantages over man: They have no theologians to instruct them, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.