If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
Don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you are not rich, blame yourself!
Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.
It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
We cannot continue. Our pension costs and health care costs for our employees are going to bankrupt this city.
Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.
The World Bank is now the biggest culprit in the debt crisis.
I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?
What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?
Because bankers measure their self-worth in money, and pay themselves a lot of it, they think they're fine fellows and don't need to explain themselves.