If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
Don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you are not rich, blame yourself!
It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.
The World Bank is now the biggest culprit in the debt crisis.
I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?
What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?
Because bankers measure their self-worth in money, and pay themselves a lot of it, they think they're fine fellows and don't need to explain themselves.
Most people...find a disorientating mismatch between the long-term nature of their liabilities and the increasingly short-term nature of their assets.
No one has a greater asset for his business than a man's pride in his work.