Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.
All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.
Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend.
My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.
The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us.
When I have a terrible need of - shall I say the word - religion. Then I go out and paint the stars.
I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
So I say to you, Ask and it will be given to you; search, and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened for you.
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents.
Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and righteousness.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think.