If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be;

and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.

We're not in Wonderland anymore Alice.

From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me.

The public made Alice Cooper and I can't imagine ever turning my back on my fans.

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The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings

The Unicorn looked dreamily at Alice, and said

'What is the use of a book', thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversations?'

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.

My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood - very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!

Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.

I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I?

Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing-- turn your toes out when you walk--- And remember who you are!

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

I was thinking that when I have children, that I should always dress as a character for them, so they think their mom is Alice in Wonderland or Cinderella.

When I use a word, Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, it means just what I choose it to meanneither more nor less. The question is, said Alice, whether you can make words mean so many different things. The question is, said Humpty Dumpty, which is to be masterthats all.

Theres the Kings Messenger. Hes in prison now, being punished: and the trial doesnt begin until next Wednesday: and of course the crime comes last of all. Suppose he never commits the crime? said Alice. That would be all the better, wouldnt it? the Queen said.

There is no use trying, said Alice; one can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen. When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, and what is the use of a book thought Alice, without pictures or conversations?

One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.

Which road do I take? she asked. Where do you want to go? was his response. I don't know, Alice answered. Then, said the cat, it doesn't matter.

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here? That depends a good deal on where you want to get to. Said the Cat. I don't much care where -- Said Alice. Then it doesn't matter which way you go, said the Cat.

I think I could, if I only knew how to begin.

For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.

Very young children eat their books, literally devouring their contents.

This is one reason for the scarcity of first editions of Alice in Wonderland and other favorites of the nursery.

It was getting dark so suddenly that Alice thought there must be a thunderstorm coming on. What a thick black cloud that is! she said.And how fast it comes! Why I do believe it's got wings!

All I really wanted to do was make an album that was going to be just back to what I like to do... And it was a coincidence that these new bands, this new wave of bands, were doing Alice and Iggy rock.

The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland";

but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.

Towards the end it got really rough. I take my hat of to Alice, he's still doing it. This is probably more work than going on the road for 2-3 months. I wish I was 25 again!

It's a gamble. A band like Kiss, a lot of those are our audience but we don't do as much make-up. Alice would have more to lose if we got back together.

Alice wonders if other women in the middle of the night have begun to resent their Formica.

Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.' I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!

Alice thought, No. It wasn't the War and the disgruntled veterans; it wasn't the droves and droves of colored people flocking to paychecks and streets full of themselves. It was the music. The dirty, get-on-down music the women sang and the men played and both danced to, close and shamelesss or apart and wild...It made you do unwise disorderly things. Just hearing it was like violating the law.

When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’ ’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’ ’The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master — that’s all.

But I don’t want to go among mad people, Alice remarked.

Oh, you can’t help that, said the Cat: we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. How do you know I’m mad? said Alice. You must be, said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I started writing because of a terrible feeling of powerlessness, the novelist Anita Brookner has said. The National Book Award winner Alice McDermott noted that the most difficult thing about becoming a writer was convincing herself that she had anything to say that people would want to read. There's nothing to writing, the columnist Red Smith once commented. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein.

I really understand where Alice is coming from - I've been in exactly the same place coming from a small town and knowing that I need to do other things, that I have to leave.

We're not like Alice In Chains where somebody dies and the band breaks up.

Once, in London, the BBC asked me what was my favorite English book. I said Alice in Wonderland.

People that haven't seen us yet are shocked because they think that Alice Cooper must be a female folksinger. They don't expect the whole thing.

I like a lot of Margaret Atwood, I like much of Alice Munro.

Again, if you were to ask me about male writers, there's often a novel I admire, but not all of their works.

I went through a big Alice Cooper phase, which was probably a major influence on my writing style later, especially after Plastic Surgery Disasters.

Fans always ask, 'What did the bedroom look like?' All they ever saw was Alice or Ralph going in and out.

Alice Adams wrote a sweet note to me after my first novel came out when I was 26, and I was so blown away that I sent her a bunch of stamps by return mail. I have no idea what I was thinking. It was a star-struck impulse.

I will read anything by Laura Hillenbrand, Walter Isaacson, Barbara Kingsolver, John le Carre, John Grisham, Hilary Mantel, Toni Morrison, Anna Quindlen and Alice Walker.

My favorite short stories are by Alice Munro, especially her collections 'Carried Away' and 'Runaway.'

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice.

'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'

I, Kusama, am the modern Alice in Wonderland.