1. 10

    The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?

  2. 9

    The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

  3. 8

    As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

  4. 7

    The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is granted upon full acceptance into the local lodge, the 13th following Initiation, the 21st at the end of the Initiate's second week, and the 89th the first time he brings snacks.

  5. 6

    There's a little bit of magic in every box!

  6. 5

    Magic likes a good tragedy, too.

  7. 4

    Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.

  8. 3

    I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

  9. 2

    They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

  10. 1

    You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are.

  11. Last Update: 4 December 2022

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