110+ Alice Cooper Quotes (Glam, Shock And Rock)

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Top 10 Alice Cooper Quotes

  1. The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.
  2. The only real person you need to know is you.
  3. Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.
  4. He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.
  5. The best things in life don't make sense
  6. I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.
  7. Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it.
  8. Satan sent her from the bowels of hell, I should have recognized old Jezebel.
  9. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.
  10. And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.

Alice Cooper Short Quotes

  • We cheated on our math tests, we carved some dirty words on the desk.
  • Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is easy. True christianity…that's rebellion.
  • If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.
  • Love's a loaded gun and it shoots to kill.
  • Nurse Rozetta, I won't let her catch me peering down her sweeter.
  • Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?
  • School's-out-for-summer!!
  • How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?
  • I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.
  • No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Alice Cooper Famous Quotes And Sayings

When we get together and rehearse, which is always living with each other, we always talk about what would make it better, what would mean more, what would say more. So we're always improving and growing. — Alice Cooper

It doesn't matter how many drugs I take, I'm not fulfilled. This isn't satisfying. There's a spiritual hunger going on. Everybody feels it. If you don't feel it now, you will. Trust me. You will... Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's the real rebellion. — Alice Cooper

I mean, I could go ahead and cut my head off in the guillotine, and it looks great, ... Well, now you turn on CNN and guys are really getting their heads cut off. ... As insane as our fantasy world gets, it's nowhere near as scary as reality. — Alice Cooper

I don't think you can shock an audience anymore. Me cutting my head off is a great illusion, but when you turn on CNN and there's a guy really getting his head cut off, it does dilute what I did. — Alice Cooper

I always tell people, 'Everything you’ve heard about Alice Cooper , you can believe maybe 40 percent of it. Everything you’ve ever heard about Keith Moon is true - and you’ve only heard 10 percent of it.' — Alice Cooper

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever. — Alice Cooper

All I really wanted to do was make an album that was going to be just back to what I like to do... And it was a coincidence that these new bands, this new wave of bands, were doing Alice and Iggy rock. — Alice Cooper

I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both. For a long time I used to think "Hey you, get off the floor!" was my name. — Alice Cooper

From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me. The public made Alice Cooper and I can't imagine ever turning my back on my fans. — Alice Cooper

Never be late. When you're late, what you're saying is that your time is more important than the other person's time. That's pretty egotistical. — Alice Cooper

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it — Alice Cooper

It's a big flash of all these things and whatever you take out of that statement's one statement, one mind, one statement, one act, one show, and all the songs are one. — Alice Cooper

City people live the city. We live in L.A., New York, we live in places where it's chaotic and you never know what's gonna happen. And that's the music - you never know what's gonna happen. — Alice Cooper

We got on his label, and the Bizarre organization is just going up and up. So we have faith. — Alice Cooper

If somebody had told me that you have a choice of being a rock star or playing left field for the Tigers, there would not have been a choice at all. I would have said, 'Where's my locker?' — Alice Cooper

While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave, I have other uses for you, darling. I love the dead. — Alice Cooper

Johnny Depp already seen how alcohol and drugs can get in the way of a career. And you have to remember one thing: Johnny was a guitar player and a rock-and-roller way before he was an actor. When he came to Los Angeles, he came with his band. — Alice Cooper

Is everybody that depressed? It's a depressing feeling to me. You know: "I lost my baby." I don't care if you lost your baby, I care if you're feeling OK. Don't tell me your problem - tell me what good's been happening to you. — Alice Cooper

Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python. — Alice Cooper

If you confine it, you're confining a whole thing. If you make it spontaneous, so that anything can happen, like we don't want to confine or restrict anything. What we can do, whatever we can let happen, you just let it happen. — Alice Cooper

Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now. — Alice Cooper

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid. — Alice Cooper

I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me. — Alice Cooper

We play it differently now. If we did the album now it would be different. — Alice Cooper

It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America. — Alice Cooper

Rock should never be in bed with politics. — Alice Cooper

Johnny [Depp] got this rock 'n' roll old soul to him. If I say a song, he goes, 'Oh yeah. I know that song.' A song he shouldn't know, a song that's not his generation at all. So he might as well have been there. — Alice Cooper

She didn't know that there was more of me, she'd have to learn to love all four of me. — Alice Cooper

It's Frank's painting on the cover. We were originally going to use a Salvador Dali painting that we got permission from Salvador Dali to use, and Frank found this one, and it really did fit the music much more. — Alice Cooper

I ain't got a job cause I ain't got a car, so I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car. — Alice Cooper

You were out on tour, 75 cities in 80 days, and then making records on top of it. And they started calling us the Hollywood Vampires 'cause anybody only saw us at night. — Alice Cooper

School's out forever, school's been blown to pieces. — Alice Cooper

Militant mothers hiding in the basement using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets. — Alice Cooper

Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup. — Alice Cooper

You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going full strength right now so it's great to get these while you're alive, I'd hate to get them after you're dead. — Alice Cooper

Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm. — Alice Cooper

If it's total freedom, I guess the ultimate thing you can go into is total silence between the audience and performer, with the performer projecting something he doesn't even have to play. — Alice Cooper

God gives you a life and says, 'Okay, what are you going to do with it?' — Alice Cooper

Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can´t take things off the shelf. — Alice Cooper

She's cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl's dead. — Alice Cooper

I don't know, but I've been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold. — Alice Cooper

Take a look at my face, I am the future. — Alice Cooper

The sicker our fans get, the sicker we'll get — Alice Cooper

We just set it up and recorded it the way we played it. But that was the way we played it then. — Alice Cooper

I appreciate an audience that reacts to the music, even if they jump on stage and try to beat us up, I think that's a fantastic reaction. I think that they're really hearing something then. — Alice Cooper

Every good band in the world was a cover band first. The Beatles were and the Stones were. Everybody was a cover band. — Alice Cooper

She wears high tech Devo suit, she changed her name to Xerox, she hides quaaludes in her boots. — Alice Cooper

I just want your body, Sheeba, I don't want your brains. — Alice Cooper

They pick all of us out, and then they decide, they computerize, decide if they like it or don't like it, and then they go home, and then they come back again because they're not sure what they saw. — Alice Cooper

Reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose. — Alice Cooper

I liked Jim Morrison a lot as a person. He was this very poetic character, and death was always on his mind. And it showed up in his songs - I mean, almost every song he wrote had something to do with dying. He was an American treasure that went way too soon. — Alice Cooper

He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs. — Alice Cooper

It's not like we did something wrong. We just burned down the church while the choir within sang religious songs. — Alice Cooper

If you could use your brain like you use your ass. — Alice Cooper

I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school. — Alice Cooper

Why don't you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot. — Alice Cooper

Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy. — Alice Cooper

I think he was trying to produce more of a... sort of a cheaper image. — Alice Cooper

If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things. — Alice Cooper

People that haven't seen us yet are shocked because they think that Alice Cooper must be a female folksinger. They don't expect the whole thing. — Alice Cooper

Don't always know what I am talking about, feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt. — Alice Cooper

I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just can't get caught in here. — Alice Cooper

Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy. — Alice Cooper

They're reacting and that's wonderful. It's better than them sitting there doing nothing. I say make them react - do whatever's in your power to move the audience, and if that's where it is, and there where it is with America, sex and violence, then I say project it. — Alice Cooper

Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven. — Alice Cooper

No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell — Alice Cooper

We like reactions - a reaction is walking out on us, a reaction is throwing tomatoes at the stage, that's a healthy psychological reaction. — Alice Cooper

Hard rock will always be hard rock, but you don't really know what is rock - and what isn't - anymore. I don't consider a lot of the pop things I hear on the radio to be rock 'n' roll. It's just kind of fragmented. — Alice Cooper

We started combining the use of light and the use of theatrics and the use of as many art forms as possible, and it's still growing - that's the whole idea of it. — Alice Cooper

Old enough to be drafted but not old enough to vote. — Alice Cooper

It's so funny that people think I actually ran for President. I am maybe the most un-political person you're ever going to meet. When I put "Elected" out, it was definitely a satire... "Alice Cooper for President"... when everybody realized I was running against Nixon, you known, even on a joke level, I think I got a lot of write-in votes. — Alice Cooper

I came into this life, looked all around. I saw just what I liked and took what I found. — Alice Cooper

It's not an anti-sex trip. Like, we're taking sex, which is probably another half of American entertainment, sex and violence, and we're projecting it, and we're saying this is the way everything is right now. — Alice Cooper

There's a little Spinal Tap in all of us. — Alice Cooper

Well, we were all in high school and we got together, and in college - we were in art college together. — Alice Cooper

Everybody was at the top of their game at that point, in the early '70s. — Alice Cooper

The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress, the boy's got a .38 hidden in his desk. — Alice Cooper

It's a compliment to me to hear you screaming. — Alice Cooper

Every single night, there seemed to be the same seven or eight guys - Harry Nilsson, myself, Mickey Dolenz, Bernie Taupin, Keith Moon when he was in town. It was actually sort of a social club - drinking club - for rock stars that drank - seriously drank. — Alice Cooper

She gets a hundred for her body and a nickel for her soul. — Alice Cooper

I'll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover's lane for a little spark in the dark. — Alice Cooper

Chained in a cell, got my own private hell. Preacher crucifies me, warden wants to fry me. — Alice Cooper

I wanna be in the headlines, anything to be in the headlines. — Alice Cooper

Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun. — Alice Cooper

I'm hidden in the scream when the virgin dies, I'm the ache in the belly when your baby cries, and I'm the burning sensation when the convict fries. — Alice Cooper

My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame. — Alice Cooper

It's like this - these five members have been influenced of course by other groups, because that's where this generation's groups came from - an environment like the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the Yardbirds, and The Who. People like that. — Alice Cooper

You can't get the visual thing on the record as much as you'd like to. We produced this album, and we'd never done that before, except when we produced singles for ourselves. — Alice Cooper

Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop. — Alice Cooper

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things. — Alice Cooper

Life Lessons by Alice Cooper

  1. Alice Cooper has taught us to stay true to ourselves and to not be afraid to take risks and be creative. He has also shown us that success comes from hard work and dedication, and that it is important to remain humble and grounded even when achieving great things.
  2. Alice Cooper's career has been a testament to the power of perseverance and resilience in the face of adversity. He has shown us that it is possible to overcome any obstacle and to keep striving towards our goals.
  3. Finally, Alice Cooper has taught us that it is important to stay true to our values and to never give up on our dreams, no matter how difficult the journey may be.
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