1. 10

    I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist … Well, a show-off anyway.

    26
  2. 9

    My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

    26
  3. 8

    He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

    30
  4. 7

    Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

    32
  5. 6

    He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

    35
  6. 5

    I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

    35
  7. 4

    I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

    37
  8. 3

    My specialty is detached malevolence.

    46
  9. 2

    If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

    53
  10. 1

    If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

    125
  11. Last Update: 27 November 2022

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