Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

— Artemus Ward

The most memorable Artemus Ward quotes to discover and learn by heart

Draw your salary before spending it.


Im not a politician and my other habits are good.

Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. But Im a Union man.


When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.

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