1. 10

    The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out.

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  2. 9

    Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.

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  3. 8

    I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals

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  4. 7

    Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.

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  5. 6

    Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.

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  6. 5

    It takes a bee to get the honey out

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  7. 4

    So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.

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  8. 3

    A Man consumes the Time you make him Wait In thinking of your Faults-so don't be late!

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  9. 2

    The carpenter is not the best who makes more chips than all the rest.

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  10. 1

    Porcupine, whom one must Handle, glove'd, May be Respected, but is never Loved.

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  11. Last Update: 24 May 2022

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