The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out.
Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.
I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.
Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.
It takes a bee to get the honey out
So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.
A Man consumes the Time you make him Wait In thinking of your Faults-so don't be late!
The carpenter is not the best who makes more chips than all the rest.
Porcupine, whom one must Handle, glove'd, May be Respected, but is never Loved.
Last Update: 24 May 2022
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