3+ Bert Kalmar Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Bert Kalmar quotes and sayings.

You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle! — Bert Kalmar

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it! — Bert Kalmar

I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own. — Bert Kalmar