Vodka is kind of a hobby.
I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise.
I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.
Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment
I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
Snow always inspires such awe in me. Just consider one tiny snowflake alone, so delicate, so fragile, so ethereal. And yet, let a billion of them come together through the majestic force of nature, they can screw up a whole city.
People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.
Last Update: 6 February 2023
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