Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Last Update: 16 January 2022
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