To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, younger wife. — Bruce Feirstein
The space involving insanity and genius is calculated only by good results. — Bruce Feirstein
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. — Bruce Feirstein
Real Men no longer drive Corvettes. Despite being able to squander gas with the best of them, even today's least enlightened Real Man finds the notion of a $17,000 plastic car with no trunk somewhat absurd. — Bruce Feirstein
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