1. 10

    There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

    42
  2. 9

    Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

    42
  3. 8

    How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

    52
  4. 7

    Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.

    57
  5. 6

    When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

    69
  6. 5

    Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

    70
  7. 4

    Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

    71
  8. 3

    Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

    73
  9. 2

    Respect all. Fear none.

    83
  10. 1

    You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

    85
  11. Last Update: 4 December 2022

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