There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.
Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.
How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.
When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.
Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.
Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.
Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.
Respect all. Fear none.
You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.
Last Update: 4 December 2022
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