6+ Charles Willeford Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Charles Willeford quotes and sayings.

Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor. — Charles Willeford

I can't see any point to hanging around a Burger King all day, no matter how much money you make. .... I'll tell you why. Your life would depend on the random desires of people who wanted a hamburger. So you can just forget about Burger King. — Charles Willeford

I'm not going to ruin my movie because of some stupid ruling that it has to be ninety minutes long. That's just like adding three more plates to the last supper, or an extra wing to the Pentagon. — Charles Willeford

Outside of taking care of a man’s needs, women don’t get much pleasure out of life, anyways. — Charles Willeford

My work is one long triumph over my limitations. — Charles Willeford

Nothing human surprises me. — Charles Willeford