The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.
What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.
I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.
Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
Last Update: 17 October 2021
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