8+ Damien Fahey Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Damien Fahey quotes and sayings.

Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs. — Damien Fahey

Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.' — Damien Fahey

No one's dream job involves a kiosk. — Damien Fahey

It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes — Damien Fahey

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread. — Damien Fahey

Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage. — Damien Fahey

My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone. — Damien Fahey

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car. — Damien Fahey