1. 10

    he hardest obstacle for me has been to find a father. I am the product of three fathers, and my connection to each of them has left me wanting. Each have their own strengths and weaknesses, but I've always been in competition with them in some way.

    6
  2. 9

    I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

    7
  3. 8

    In my opinion turkey is the most over-rated critter for eating purposes in kingdom come but the most striking example we have of the power of propaganda.

    8
  4. 7

    I'm inspired by love, by the moments that we commit to something with all our heart - be it a person, a project, an animal, anything really. It's undeniably inspiring, that acknowledgment of existence, that I love, that I care. That fills me with purpose.

    10
  5. 6

    You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year.

    17
  6. 5

    You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge.

    18
  7. 4

    Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid.

    23
  8. 3

    I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.

    25
  9. 2

    The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

    50
  10. 1

    She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away.

    52
  11. Last Update: 26 October 2021

View the rest 21 Damon Runyon sayings