1. 10

    I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

  2. 9

    Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.

  3. 8

    You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

  4. 7

    Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

  5. 6

    I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn't really work for me. That isn't fair to make these life-forms and then disappear.

  6. 5

    It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

  7. 4

    That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

  8. 3

    I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're allowed to censor it.

  9. 2

    After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.

  10. 1

    The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles' heel. But if you don't need money and you don't need fame, then you're free.

  11. Last Update: 25 July 2021

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