1. 10

    When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

    111
  2. 9

    Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.

    116
  3. 8

    Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

    136
  4. 7

    If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

    154
  5. 6

    I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

    157
  6. 5

    When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

    181
  7. 4

    When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

    182
  8. 3

    If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

    184
  9. 2

    The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

    192
  10. 1

    You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

    204
  11. Last Update: 21 June 2021

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