When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.
Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Last Update: 21 June 2021
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