54+ Doug Horton Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Doug Horton quotes and sayings.

Top 10 Doug Horton Quotes

1. To hit bottom is to fall from grace.
2. Death is the final wake-up call.
3. Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
4. Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
5. If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.
6. While seeking revenge, dig two graves -- one for yourself.
7. Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
8. Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.
9. Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
10. Love is a given, hatred is acquired.

Doug Horton Short Quotes

• Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
• No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
• Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.
• The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.
• Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it.
• The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
• Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.
• Smile, it's free therapy.
• We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
• Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.

Doug Horton Famous Quotes And Sayings

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it. — Doug Horton

Why ask why? If it's raining it just is. — Doug Horton

Death is feared as birth is forgotten. — Doug Horton

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think. — Doug Horton

Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket. — Doug Horton

We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve. — Doug Horton

Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes. — Doug Horton

Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain. — Doug Horton

Born a saint, die a sinner -- born a sinner, die a saint. — Doug Horton

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye. — Doug Horton

Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing. — Doug Horton

To awake from death is to die in peace. — Doug Horton

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love. — Doug Horton

If food were free, why work? — Doug Horton

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride. — Doug Horton

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell? — Doug Horton

Strong words are required for weak principles. — Doug Horton

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated. — Doug Horton

Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill. — Doug Horton

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free. — Doug Horton

Money is good, love is wealth. — Doug Horton

Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough. — Doug Horton

To buy happiness is to sell soul. — Doug Horton

It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative. — Doug Horton

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you. — Doug Horton

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time. — Doug Horton

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice. — Doug Horton

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something. — Doug Horton

There is no bad in good. — Doug Horton

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought. — Doug Horton

Boring people are a reflection of boring people. — Doug Horton

Growing old is not growing up. — Doug Horton

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven. — Doug Horton

Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning. — Doug Horton