To hit bottom is to fall from grace.— Doug Horton
The most thrilling Doug Horton quotes that are easy to memorize and remember
Death is the final wake-up call.
Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
If you love something let it go free.
If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.
While seeking revenge, dig two graves -- one for yourself.
Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.
Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Love is a given, hatred is acquired.
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.
The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it.
Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.
Smile, it's free therapy.
We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
Why ask why? If it's raining it just is.
Death is feared as birth is forgotten.
Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.
Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.
We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.
Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.
Born a saint, die a sinner -- born a sinner, die a saint.
Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
If food were free, why work?
To awake from death is to die in peace.
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
Strong words are required for weak principles.
It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.
To buy happiness is to sell soul.
Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.
The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.
Money is good, love is wealth.
Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.
Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.
Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.
Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.
There is no bad in good.
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable.
Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.