Grumblers deserve to be operated upon surgically; their trouble is usually chronic.
A man is in no danger so long as he talks his love; but to write it is to impale himself on his own pothooks.
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
A coquette is like a recruiting sergeant, always on the lookout for fresh victims.
A man never so beautifully shows his own strength as when he respects a woman's softness.
He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing, but a supply of toothpicks.
Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in stranger's gardens.
After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.
The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.
Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.
Last Update: 26 September 2022
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