1. 10

    Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and subversive. I didn't know comedy could do that.

  2. 9

    I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials.

  3. 8

    Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?

  4. 7

    The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

  5. 6

    I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

  6. 5

    Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the sketch goes on for five minutes. It's like, "I get it! I'm already bored. I did like the joke, but I don't anymore, because you went on too long."

  7. 4

    I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

  8. 3

    I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

  9. 2

    A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

  10. 1

    I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

  11. Last Update: 4 February 2023

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