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    A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

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  2. 9

    An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

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  3. 8

    What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

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  4. 7

    The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.

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  5. 6

    Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

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  6. 5

    The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.

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  7. 4

    A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

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  8. 3

    A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

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  9. 2

    Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

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    Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

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  11. Last Update: 4 August 2021

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