A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
Last Update: 4 August 2021
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