One mistake up here and it's half a day out with the undertaker!

— Fred Dibnah

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A man who says he feels no fear is either a fool or a liar.


We've become a nation of con men, living by selling double glazing to each other.


Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire.

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