If thou makest a statement concerning women, lo, she shall immediately try to disprove it straightway. She goeth by contraries.
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.
Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.
Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.
The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.
I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.
There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky; whereas fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will.
Last Update: 13 April 2021
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