1. 10

    If thou makest a statement concerning women, lo, she shall immediately try to disprove it straightway. She goeth by contraries.

  2. 9

    Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.

  3. 8

    Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

  4. 7

    Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.

  5. 6

    The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.

  6. 5

    I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.

  7. 4

    There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

  8. 3

    Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

  9. 2

    To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

  10. 1

    Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky; whereas fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will.

  11. Last Update: 13 April 2021

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