Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.
My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.
An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
Last Update: 18 October 2021
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