1. 10

    Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

  2. 9

    I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

  3. 8

    My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

  4. 7

    What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

  5. 6

    On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

  6. 5

    My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

  7. 4

    Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

  8. 3

    My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

  9. 2

    An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

  10. 1

    Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

  11. Last Update: 18 October 2021

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