Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!
Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.
As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.
Last Update: 26 September 2022
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