1. 10

    Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

    5
  2. 9

    In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

    5
  3. 8

    For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

    5
  4. 7

    Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

    7
  5. 6

    Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

    7
  6. 5

    Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

    8
  7. 4

    As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

    9
  8. 3

    Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

    11
  9. 2

    A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

    22
  10. 1

    One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

    70
  11. Last Update: 26 September 2022

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