What are the TOP 10 marriage quotes by Helen Rowland?

  1. When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

  2. Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

  3. Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

  4. Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

  5. A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

  6. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

  7. After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

  8. Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.

  9. When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.

  10. No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a Master of Arts and a Doctor of Philosophy after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

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