1. When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

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  2. Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

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  3. Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

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  4. Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

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  5. Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

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  6. A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

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  7. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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  8. After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

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  9. Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.

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  10. When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.

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  11. No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a Master of Arts and a Doctor of Philosophy after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

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  12. It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

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  13. A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

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  14. In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

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  15. After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

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