Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.— Ian Darke
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And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.
Billy Gilbert hit a kamikaze back pass which Justin Fashinu pounced on like a black Frank Bruno
I always think the toughest commentary is on a bad goalless draw.
If I were assessing a young commentator, I would rate him on a game where nothing is happening.
...and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a piece of string.