33+ Ilana Glazer Quotes On Culture, Sesame Street And Tour

Ilana Glazer is an American actress, comedian, and writer. She is best known for co-creating and co-starring in the Comedy Central series Broad City. Glazer is also known for her roles in films such as Rough Night and The Night Before. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Ilana Glazer on love, culture, life.

Top 10 Ilana Glazer Quotes

1. It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'
2. We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.
3. I feel like a feminist is gender equality.
4. I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.
5. I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different!
6. Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym.
7. The nude thing, I don't know. It's sillier somehow. It's more like physical comedy. But kissing someone, it feels invasive to have everybody watching me.
8. It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.
9. That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to.
10. You can survive in New York without much, if you're careful. You have to make your own food at home, and don't buy a lot of clothes.

Ilana Glazer Short Quotes

• "Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.
• We're big Hillary [Clinton] supporters. For a lot of reasons.
• I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.
• 'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human.
• I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry.
• I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.
• You can get real wacky on edibles.
• Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.
• I don't want to watch people fighting.

Ilana Glazer Quotes About Love

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this. — Ilana Glazer

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that. — Ilana Glazer

It's exciting to get to write characters that love each other and fight for each other. — Ilana Glazer

Ilana Glazer Famous Quotes And Sayings

I vape with my parents in my house. My parents don't really get high, which bums me out. But I vape with them around. It's just like a glass of wine. The family of the future is parents and kids who get high together. That is crazy to me, but it's so cool. I like the fact that my parents are fine with it, even if they won't do it with me. — Ilana Glazer

There was this one lady in Colorado who made us something ceramic, where it could have been either a ring holder or a bowl cleaner. She was just like, "Here you go." And we were both like, "Oh my god! Thank yoooou!" — Ilana Glazer

I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life." I didn't fight it at all. — Ilana Glazer

I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can speak every language. — Ilana Glazer

I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack. — Ilana Glazer

You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or middle school, and we told kids that they could be cool when they grew up even if they didn't do drugs. — Ilana Glazer

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone. — Ilana Glazer

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much." — Ilana Glazer

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship. — Ilana Glazer

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross. — Ilana Glazer

There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I’m not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that. — Ilana Glazer

Life Lessons by Ilana Glazer

1. Ilana Glazer has shown that hard work and dedication can lead to success in the entertainment industry. She has also demonstrated the importance of staying true to yourself and your values, even when faced with criticism or adversity. Finally, she has proven that it is possible to make an impact and create meaningful change through art and comedy.