1. 10

    I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

    18
  2. 9

    I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

    20
  3. 8

    The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

    23
  4. 7

    If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

    27
  5. 6

    "Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else."

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  6. 5

    First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

    46
  7. 4

    Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

    47
  8. 3

    You like the girl," Alasdair offered. Nassar leveled a heavy gaze at him. "Lillian said you tried to be funny in the car. I told her it couldn't possibly be true. The moment you try to make a joke, the sky shall split and the Four Horsemen will ride out, heralding Apocalypse.

    52
  9. 2

    Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

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  10. 1

    Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

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  11. Last Update: 28 July 2021

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