I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.
I'm welding the bimbo room shut.
The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.
If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.
"Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else."
First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.
Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back
You like the girl," Alasdair offered. Nassar leveled a heavy gaze at him. "Lillian said you tried to be funny in the car. I told her it couldn't possibly be true. The moment you try to make a joke, the sky shall split and the Four Horsemen will ride out, heralding Apocalypse.
Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.
Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.
Last Update: 28 July 2021
View the rest 491 Ilona Andrews sayings