Writing is simple. First you have to make sure you have plenty of paper... sharp pencils... typewriter ribbon. Then put your belly up to the desk... roll a sheet of paper into the typewriter... and stare at it until beads of blood appear on your forehead.
— Jeff MacNelly
The most unbelievable Jeff MacNelly quotes that will activate your desire to change
A career is a job that has gone on too long.
The Opera reminds me of my tax audit.
It was in a language I didn’t understand. And it ended in tragedy.
Above average intelligence has always run in my family.
Ambition, however, has always walked with a limp.
