1. 10

    America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is -- it'll drive you to use drugs.

    8
  2. 9

    Reagan promised everyone a seven-course dinner. Ours turned out to be a possum and a six-pack.

    10
  3. 8

    Little ol' boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one.

    13
  4. 7

    It may be the rooster that does all the crowing but it's the hen that delivers the goods.

    14
  5. 6

    Liberals want to manage the damage with government programs to take care of those who have fallen between the cracks. Populists want to fix the cracks so that people don't fall in the first place.

    17
  6. 5

    The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.

    20
  7. 4

    Like NASCAR race drivers or PGA golfers, why not require each of the [US presidential] candidates to cover their clothing, briefcases and staff with the logo patches of their corporate sponsors?

    22
  8. 3

    Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

    47
  9. 2

    Some people say we need a third party. I wish we had a second one.

    49
  10. 1

    The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.

    85
  11. Last Update: 1 December 2022

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