If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

— Joe Rogan

The most terrific Joe Rogan quotes that will inspire your inner self

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.


As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.


The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant.


If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you're gonna stay on that road because you are attached to an ideology. It could be a terrible road, but you stick with it regardless of rational thinking.


You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.


Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.


The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.


Greatness and madness are next door neighbours;

and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.


This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.


We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.


The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion


So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.


About Joe Rogan

Quotes 192 sayings
Profession Stand-up comedian
Birthday August 11, 1967

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.


It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.


There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage;

1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious.


Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.


The quicker we all realize that we've been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of an ignorant past the quicker we can move to a global ethic of community that doesn't value invented borders or the monopolization of natural resources, but rather the goal of a happier more loving humanity.


To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.


You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle.

In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that's organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.


I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.


Be the hero of your own story.


No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior.

Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We're designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.


After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human.

Some people are never human. It's very weird.


Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great.


The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.


If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever


The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind


The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.


Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world. His brilliant analysis of this ridiculous system we're operating under is one of the most important voices for change in this generation.


A unicorn is a donkey from the future


When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.


There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.


I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.


Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.


I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.


That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.


Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art.

It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.


Teaching someone that doesn't know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.


People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.


Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.


I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy more than any generation before because there is more guys like you, more guys like me, more guys like Louie CK who talks about it a lot. When you get a chance to see perspective that I don't think you ever got to see before.


One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves.

It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that's HUGE.


The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.


I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation.

When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.


Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.


Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.


We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life.

We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.


When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an hour - it's a big difference. It's annoying - your feet hurt, your back hurts - it's just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.


I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.