1. 10

    You're not going to change anyone's mind. Especially online.

  2. 9

    I've gotten thicker skin mostly from being older. You just stop caring quite as much about everything.

  3. 8

    Basically, I wake up, take care of my son for a little while, and then like, "I am gonna write!" And then I wind up.

  4. 7

    When I lose my column again, I'm sure I'll get hungry again. Maybe it's having a kid, but it's probably just getting to do what I always wanted to do - I'm really not that hungry.

  5. 6

    You don't get anywhere without saying yes.

  6. 5

    The people who get places in life just say yes to everything.

  7. 4

    Reporting in general makes me pretty nervous. But I realized: all the amazing work experiences of my life were thanks to reporting. So that forces you to go do it.

  8. 3

    When wine drinkers tell me they taste notes of cherries, tobacco and rose petals, usually all I can detect is a whole lot of jackass.

  9. 2

    The truth is that people who pull triggers are ultimately responsible, whether they're following orders or not. An army of people making individual moral choices may be inefficient, but an army of people ignoring their morality is horrifying.

  10. 1

    I love sushi, but I'm not going to write a column about it.

  11. Last Update: 15 August 2022

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