1. 10

    Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)."

  2. 9

    He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic.

  3. 8

    I don't say that the drunk man is the real man, and the sober man merely a shell. But you find out something different about people when they're drunk. Of course, you sometimes find that they're not different at all--that you merely get more of the same, perhaps said rather more loudly and incoherently, but basically the same.

  4. 7

    It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

  5. 6

    Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.

  6. 5

    A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

  7. 4

    If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

  8. 3

    Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

  9. 2

    If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

  10. 1

    The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

  11. Last Update: 24 September 2022

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