I'm much more into bad, trashy Belgian techno. I like that much more than rock bands. The whole idea of a rock band is so archaic.— Luke Haines
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When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way
The Auteurs have become Luke Haines. I ate their bodies, spat out the pips, and sucked up their souls.
I saw the 'Popstars' programme and to me it looked more like 'Opportunity Knocks' than the kind of cutting-edge postmoderism that The Guardian would like to have us believe it was. I think what it's more about is the public and the music industry's bloodlust. It's just like someone itching to say 'Oh, confound it all, let's bring back hanging, that was good entertainment'.