1. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

    323
  2. But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

    108
  3. Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

    98
  4. No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

    94
  5. April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

    69
  6. Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

    64
  7. One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a really beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her; and the rule applies to Niagara Falls, to majestic mountains, and to mosques-especially to mosques.

    49
  8. The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

    43
  9. Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.

    37
  10. What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

    34

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