What are the TOP 10 humor quotes by Mark Twain?


Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.


The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.


I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.


Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.




Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.


Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.


But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?


Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it.


Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.


The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.



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