1. The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

    807
  2. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

    323
  3. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

    295
  4. Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

    226
  5. Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

    201
  6. Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

    199
  7. God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

    187
  8. Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.

    184
  9. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

    163
  10. Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

    155

The complete list of 2433 Mark Twain sayings