Acknowledging what you don't know is the dawning of wisdom.
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.
The more I learn about people, the better I like my dog.
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