1. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

    474
  2. It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

    151
  3. Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

    106
  4. If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

    94
  5. Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.

    68
  6. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

    51
  7. Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

    48
  8. Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.

    31
  9. Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

    28
  10. The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

    26

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