A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."— Melvin Helitzer
The most pleasurable Melvin Helitzer quotes that are guaranted to improve your brain
I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night.
I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.
One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older.
If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not know, that's mystery!
I have a serious investment problem. I have no money.
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday.
Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.
I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit.
Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . .