6+ Morrie Ryskind Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Morrie Ryskind quotes and sayings.

Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet. — Morrie Ryskind

The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find it is only a water hole. What they're looking for is an 'elk-a-hole'. — Morrie Ryskind

On this site we're going to build an Eye and Ear Hospital. This is going to be a sight for sore eyes. — Morrie Ryskind

Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack, but I doubt it. — Morrie Ryskind

Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. — Morrie Ryskind

Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you? — Morrie Ryskind