If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks - two on every block and four in every airport. And the morning-after pill would come in different flavors like sea salt and cool ranch.

— Nasim Pedrad

The most seductive Nasim Pedrad quotes that will activate your inner potential

John [Mulaney] likes to say I'm like a district attorney with absolutely no jurisdiction whatsoever.


I knew at a young age that I wanted to do comedy, and maybe part of that was trying to fit in at school because I had a weird name, and my parents had these accents, and I was definitely a late bloomer.


I’ll never forget my very first [SNL] show.

I had a card in my changing room from Kristen Wiig. It just had a heart on the inside, and she’d written “Have fun.” That always stayed with me.