1. 10

    I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

    5
  2. 9

    All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

    5
  3. 8

    I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

    11
  4. 7

    It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.

    12
  5. 6

    You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

    13
  6. 5

    I owe everything to the army.

    15
  7. 4

    In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.

    16
  8. 3

    Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

    17
  9. 2

    I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

    80
  10. 1

    As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

    552
  11. Last Update: 28 November 2022

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