1. 10

    At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

  2. 9

    I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

  3. 8

    I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

  4. 7

    I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

  5. 6

    There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

  6. 5

    You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

  7. 4

    Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

  8. 3

    I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

  9. 2

    I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

  10. 1

    I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

  11. Last Update: 23 January 2022

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