8+ P. G. [Sir Pelham Grenville] Wodehouse Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best P. G. [Sir Pelham Grenville] Wodehouse quotes and sayings.

I always advise people never to give advice. — P. G. [Sir Pelham Grenville] Wodehouse

Flowers are happy things. — P. G. [Sir Pelham Grenville] Wodehouse

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good. — P. G. [Sir Pelham Grenville] Wodehouse

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash. — P. G. [Sir Pelham Grenville] Wodehouse

Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse. — P. G. [Sir Pelham Grenville] Wodehouse

It is good rule in life to never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. — P. G. [Sir Pelham Grenville] Wodehouse

My only objection to the custom of giving books as Christmas presents is perhaps the selfish one that it encourages and keeps in the game a number of writers who would be far better employed if they abandoned the pen and took to work. — P. G. [Sir Pelham Grenville] Wodehouse

He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say when! — P. G. [Sir Pelham Grenville] Wodehouse